Strange Brew by John Deering for September 01, 2024

Never allow challenged henchman near “OEM” body parts.

Frankie is in ….. “love!!”

/SHMIRK\

Beautiful! The joke, not Frankie.

Will there be a Bride of Frankenstein?

But, can he dance?

How ‘complete’ IS he?

Good thing he didn’t get the brain from Stephen King or he’d be…. nvm.

He was desperate for new brains so he wandered into the Hollywood cemetery.

“ Life is like a box of body parts, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

If he still has an aversion to fire, scented candles and fireplaces could be a problem.

I looked in the nation’s capital but couldn’t find any. :)

You were completed “while you were sleeping.” (reference to a 90’s romance).

Interested in meeting other Universal monsters, he shouts, “Show me the mummy!”

Could have been a Doris Day movie writer.