Strange Brew by John Deering for November 19, 2024

“Biblical” reenactments.

Ramses needs a “leap” of faith, to prevail!!

o-O

You think this is bad, wait for the lice.

LET MY PEOPLE GO, A-hole.

To the promised land.

Just wait, you’ll see.

And please take the Cheeto Beneto with you.

Wart City. See ya!

Wait. My first born son will get a big kick out of these frogs!

did anybody invite jimmy ?

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

When asked when he wanted the frogs to leave he said “tomorrow”, yea one more night among the frogs!

“Lice, flies, death of livestock, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, and the killing of firstborn children. Why do you ask?”

Moses took Ramses’s calls? I though he avoided him like the plague.

For the 1956 movie, DeMille did film a scene with the Plague of Frogs. It’s not included in the movie because he realized frogs are funny, not scary!

Just being froggy.

Moses: “The frogs are symbols of Heqet, the Egyptian goddess of midwives. You know, the ones that were murdering Israelite newborns?”

To show that at least 40 of your gods are inferior to the God of Israel. Good luck with your religion!