Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for May 06, 2017

That’s desperate

I leave crossword puzzle books all over the place, even in the console of my car. You never know.

Before the internet, I would read anything while eating even if it meant reading the back of cereal boxes. With the ’net I eat while reading articles online. No more cereal box reading!

Now I want to see the other 412 secrets, because this was so fascinating!

My health plan doesn’t cover preventive expenditures like tooth paste.

I do enjoy relieving myself of those Trump tweets during my morning constitutional.

If I forget to take my phone in there, I just hold it.