Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?”
“Well Michael, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin’, went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!”
“And the boar tore up his leg?”
“No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin’ like he was stuck, woke us up, and ’fore we got out here, the dern thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved ’em all!”
“So that’s when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?”
“No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. Now when I was out riding, my horse saw a snake and bolted. I was thrown off, but my one foot was caught in the stirrup and I was being dragged along something fierce. That pig dashed into the horse’s legs and slowed him down. Sure did save my life.”
“And that was when he hurt his leg?”
“Oh no, he was fine. Just knocked around a bit.”
“OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?”
“Well”, the farmer tells him, “A pig like that, you don’t want to eat all at once.”
sfletch1 almost 6 years ago
And the eggs.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 6 years ago
Good thing they didn’t want a breast.
willie_mctell almost 6 years ago
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
Rush Strong Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?”
“Well Michael, that’s a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin’, went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!”
“And the boar tore up his leg?”
“No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin’ like he was stuck, woke us up, and ’fore we got out here, the dern thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved ’em all!”
“So that’s when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?”
“No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. Now when I was out riding, my horse saw a snake and bolted. I was thrown off, but my one foot was caught in the stirrup and I was being dragged along something fierce. That pig dashed into the horse’s legs and slowed him down. Sure did save my life.”
“And that was when he hurt his leg?”
“Oh no, he was fine. Just knocked around a bit.”
“OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?”
“Well”, the farmer tells him, “A pig like that, you don’t want to eat all at once.”