And so the Lord said to Adam and Eve, “Start copulating,” because these two dumb asses hath not taken the clue to do the nasty, and hath already started a profitable organic orchard growing artisanal cider for future hipsters and hath been clueless to His command to “be fruitful and multiply”.
Genesis 1:28 according to Percival Dunwoody:
And so the Lord said to Adam and Eve, “Start copulating,” because these two dumb asses hath not taken the clue to do the nasty, and hath already started a profitable organic orchard growing artisanal cider for future hipsters and hath been clueless to His command to “be fruitful and multiply”.