Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for October 01, 2022

Yo, he carried you to the bar, man — be grateful.

Ain’t currently no beach footprints between Sarasota and Naples! It’s all underwat… hey, can you pay my seaside bar tab there, hockey hair?

Say who drew Doug in the sand?

Since Jesus was known not only to toss one back but to MAKE the stuff (John 2:7-10), we will not dwell on footprints.

Oops, thought it was a Gazpacho Shack.

At a wedding, turn water into wine. At the beach, turn saltwater into margaritas…

You needed a stiff drink.

“Save me white Jesus”

“Wait till you get my bill.”

Even messiahs get thirsty, especially carrying people unable to carry themselves!

“How you laughed when I cried each time I saw the tide…”

The bar? At least he has his priorities in order.