Swan Eaters by Georgia Dunn for April 27, 2020

Yes, that! That would (continue to) be very helpful.

Pilot could always leave the crufty bits that have made their way behind the Patella, and Offal could have a daily reminder of his attitude issues.

Oh my cat! I guessed it.

You know, Offal really does NOT WANT this. Maybe it would be better to honor his wishes….

Is Wiggie giving Offal a noogie?

Wiggy is a fine assistant, especially as he’s strong enough to restrain the (im)patient.

Wiggie, so important in so many ways.

At least one member of the surgical support group knows what it’s doing.

ANASTHESIA STAT!!!!!! Where’s a mallet when you need one. I think a good sift whap on the head won’t kill Offal.

Get a bottle of alcohol quick. No, not in the mouth, in the wound, it’ll get into the bloodstream faster that way. (At least in theory-let’s try it, it’s only Offal so no harm done if it doesn’t work).

Is he going to get a thank you when he is done, or is that asking to much?

…vodka. Lots of vodka. NO, not for Offal, for the rest of the team…