My first shoes were Capezio ballet slippers. The first person I kissed was Hugh Laurie. I keep my extra shoes in the oven which I never use anyway. Of course none of these things are true because I am a cat who never has worn shoes. I prefer barefeet. I never kiss anybody or anything. I lick instead.
My first shoes were Capezio ballet slippers. The first person I kissed was Hugh Laurie. I keep my extra shoes in the oven which I never use anyway. Of course none of these things are true because I am a cat who never has worn shoes. I prefer barefeet. I never kiss anybody or anything. I lick instead.