I was invited to a swim party last summer and I extorted money from the other guests by threatening to wear my thong if I didn’t get a cash payment of $25 from each of them. They gladly and wisely paid up. A small price to avoid the kind of visual and mental injury that would have caused, wouldn’t you say? Extortion is an ugly business but when opportunity knocks, right? (I’m just kidding. Just a silly fantasy that went through my twisted mind when I got the invite).
I was invited to a swim party last summer and I extorted money from the other guests by threatening to wear my thong if I didn’t get a cash payment of $25 from each of them. They gladly and wisely paid up. A small price to avoid the kind of visual and mental injury that would have caused, wouldn’t you say? Extortion is an ugly business but when opportunity knocks, right? (I’m just kidding. Just a silly fantasy that went through my twisted mind when I got the invite).