Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for February 25, 2021

Just as long as the Jets finally get rid of that big crybaby Sam Darnold and finally get the big name quarterback they’ve needed since Joe Namath retired, I won’t be complaining.

Did Namath retire as a Jet or as a Ram?

They GOTTA lot airtime to fill.

I only know this, no good QB will go to the Bears.

Given the quality of most talking heads, who talk so much we miss the beginning of the next play, somewhere south of the nostrils came to mind

They spew something alright, but it is something else!

Where will angry, unhappy QBs land? Someplace where they’ll still end up angry and unhappy (after a year of saying how better it was than their last place). They’re just angry and unhappy people.

Not only spewing it out their noses, they’re pretending that it matters. Sports—the opiate of the people.

Tank needs to find a part-time job if he’s going to survive this crisis.

And pulling much of it out of a more southward orifice.