Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for August 23, 2022

Rimshot!

LeBron needs nobody but his money, awards and fame.

?? Junior goes by Bronny.

With only a two-digit decimal number population to choose from, this was bound to become a problem eventually.

The Yankees have retired 22 uniform numbers. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ,6 ,7 ,8 9, 10, 15, 16, 20, 21, 23, 32, 37, 42 (all of MLB), 44, 46, 49, 51, so the Yankees may already have that problem. The most in Pro Sports.

Maybe we should consult LeBron’s Chinese overlords.

They’ll designate a LeBron shaped flop spot on every court in his “honor” – some where around the 3-point arc, bench side. No one else will be able to flop there. If they do, its a “T” with a two shot minimum.

Remember, LeBron wore 23 every year he was in Cleveland, making that his most commonly worn number. But seriously, if the NBA hasn’t retired 23 after Jordan, they probably ain’t gonna do it for LeBron either, at least not ’til one of them dies.

We’ll never forget you, LeBron Jones.