Then they spray them with tortilla chips that get stuck to them by the cheese after which they all run screaming from the stadium chased by thousands of crows (the promotion will be called a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”!)
Even if dumping melted cheese and firing a jalapeño cannon was a good idea, if you hand the fans tortilla chips as they enter the chips will have been eaten long before the 7th inning. They can be eaten plain… If there was salt on them. Add a giant salt shaker to this idea.
I’m a long time baseball fan and even though I have not spent a dime on MLB since the ‘81 strike, I still follow the game pretty closely. But it’s highly unlikely that the lure of having cheese poured on me would lure me to a game.
Alabama Al about 1 month ago
Um … I see a few problems with this promotion.
wallylm about 1 month ago
Then they spray them with tortilla chips that get stuck to them by the cheese after which they all run screaming from the stadium chased by thousands of crows (the promotion will be called a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”!)
lee85736 about 1 month ago
This one ranks right up there with “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
Even if dumping melted cheese and firing a jalapeño cannon was a good idea, if you hand the fans tortilla chips as they enter the chips will have been eaten long before the 7th inning. They can be eaten plain… If there was salt on them. Add a giant salt shaker to this idea.
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
Sounds filthy and painful.
treutvid about 1 month ago
Why not just bring back Disco Demolition Night?
duggersd Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ahhh, promotions that go horribly wrong! As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
FunnyReader - 2022 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Had to look up the Mariner’s hot dogs from heaven. Hmm…
ksu71 about 1 month ago
How about 10¢ beer night?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 1 month ago
Their promotions manager has been watching too many castle siege movies.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, get your own cheese. That’s nacho cheese.
grocks about 1 month ago
Uh, no thanks.
William Robbins Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think you’d need to pass out qualudes first…
Sabrina17 about 1 month ago
What could possibly go wrong?
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
To wash it down – Man the Beer Hoses!!
Michael Helwig about 1 month ago
I’m a long time baseball fan and even though I have not spent a dime on MLB since the ‘81 strike, I still follow the game pretty closely. But it’s highly unlikely that the lure of having cheese poured on me would lure me to a game.
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
this promo sounds pretty cheesy…
fourteenpeeves about 1 month ago
I’ll settle for finding refreshment vendors who still walk the aisles like in t he old days.