Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 18, 2020

Tarzan did not read Pomeroy his rights… now everything he says will be inadmissible at court. Good job, Tarzan. Wasting the taxpayers’ money.

Okay, Tarzan. You got your answer. Now leave him alone and go back to minding your own business, will ya?

Well, that’s exactly what they planned on doing. No surprises there.

Pomeroy really enjoying that cup of coffee.

I’m a lord, I can do anything I want…

Has Pomeroy begun to wonder how this “savage” in a loincloth comes to speak perfect English yet?

Tarzan: Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, I ran across 2 dead guys you used to know.

Pomeroy, being thankful the police had been defunded: Oh, yeah those two; I killed them. It was self protection.

Tarzan: Okay, as long as it was self protection. Well… are you ready to head out?

Shooting two men in the back. Yep, clear case of self-defense.

I wonder if piggy porky-faced Pomeroy “elevates” his coffee experience each morning with some special additive before going on yet another care-free murder spree……. Water Buffalo Lives Matter!

Tarzan:“Uh-huh; rightttt !!!”