Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 04, 2021

Major weed “burner”.

That’s no waistband, it’s a utility belt.

And up, up and away it goes – the fireball, the plants… and his eyebrows

I love the smell of burning gasoline in the morning…

Um, since air isn’t heavier than air – sort of by definition – how will letting the air out of the inflated pontoons make a difference? (Now if they were filled with hydrogen or helium it would make the craft heavier… But since the plant has already picked up the larger boat I think we can rule that out as a viable option.)

Thankfully, the boat wasn’t hurt in the explosion.

♪—♪— ♪ How can we dance when our beds are burning?! ♪

Now the fires lit, let’s get breakfast on……

What makes her think an explosion won’t damage the boat (or her)?

Okay, so the boat is wrapped in the vines, but Korak is supposed to burn the vines but NOT the boat? Neat trick….

“Flint in his waistband” I was unaware flint would work when it is wet. Learn something new every day!

So burning the gasoline leaking from that very boat won’t damages that boat? Okay.

Who wrote this ridiculously preposterous and preposterously ridiculous plot? Oh waitsaminute. It’s Mike Machado’s script after all, isn’t it.

For a woman on the edge of death, she’s awfully demanding.

I guess Mike and Co. have already been eaten?

Lets see, rubber boat, gasoline, spark. Spark ignites gasoline, gasoline ignites rubber boat, entire mess drops into water, vines still have idiot girl. Methinks letting the air out the boat was a better plan.

Korak idiot! However, the plant will enjoy its barbequed meal eve more now, boat and all!

Light the trickle of gasoline coming from the motor. The fire will follow the trickle up into the tank. Pieces of flaming metal flying everywhere, but they’ll only hurt the plant, not the people or the boat. Got it.