Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 04, 2021

“Malevolent” mission.

Down the giant pit.

Up, up and away

My beautiful, my beautiful zeppelin…

With the size of that belly on the Mahar, I’m surprised it ever took off. Far too many big breakfasts, I suspect…….

And the grateful mahar promises Tarzan, “In reward for returning me: when my people captures the crew we’ll eat you last.”

These are the voyages of Airship O-220, whose 5 month mission is to go to Pelluicdar and kill wild cats and see what else is there to see and do.

I so wanted Captain Hines to say: “Aboard…and ready, Apeling!”

The mahar says, he always interrupts me when I ‘m listening to Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” on my phone.

“Hey, Dad…where did you get the cool dinosaur?” -Korak

The ship is in the air Korak. You lost your chance to stay with Anne.

This isn’t going to end well, trying to stuff a giant Nazi gas bag into an underground hideaway.

I hope they are faithful to “Tarzan At The Earth’s Core” so that all of you naysayers will learn that the entrance to the center of the Earth is in the Arctic, not some cave in Africa.

I wonder if that ugly toothy poor excuse for a chicken is related to that big-mouthed red-headed idiot on “The View”, Joy Mahar or is that Bahar. Aach, who cares!

“The chicken’s in his coop.”

Hey Tarz…will you put some clothes on for crysakes?