And during this “Thrilla with Apezilla”, the huge, man-like beast got hold of and tore at the tarmangani’s loincloth what proofs that it only takes a little to come from a “half-nelson” to the “full monty”…
I thought a full nelson was two arms instead of just one. But it’s looking like it needs two arms and two legs. Two arms, anyway. Well…if I’m wrong, there goes all the time I’ve wasted watching what I thought was a full nelson. I could’ve been learning long division and other important stuff as a kid. The most important things is that when the good guy is down, the referee will reset his three-count for the nelson no matter how many times it takes before the good guy can get loose. Much as my brother and I were disgusted with these “acts”, we always managed to stay up until ten even when tomorrow was a school day.
I wish this huge hairy smelly great ape would make up his mind about which tarmangani to mate with….Tarzan (a fine specimen of a man), or D’Arnot ( a mustached perfumed frenchman with questionable sexual orientation)! Oui Oui Bon Ami and of course OOooooLaLa!!
SHAKENDOWNVILLE over 1 year ago
“Morose” combat.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
And during this “Thrilla with Apezilla”, the huge, man-like beast got hold of and tore at the tarmangani’s loincloth what proofs that it only takes a little to come from a “half-nelson” to the “full monty”…
DaveG1960 over 1 year ago
How dare you interrupt my breakfast!
martinstevense Premium Member over 1 year ago
I hope D’Arnot was not hurt being tossed away…
Polsixe over 1 year ago
One broken neck coming up.
Gent over 1 year ago
“Enough with the monkey business”, says Tarzan, "me show no pit-y to thee! "
Old Comic Strip Lover over 1 year ago
The knife Tarzan. The knife. You never hesitate to use it on the cats.
joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago
There will be nothing left for Wild Kingdom, come on Tarzan! Next it will be hamsters.
Out of the Past over 1 year ago
Great. Now I gotta take my bullet head to the chiropractor.
bjbkgrah over 1 year ago
Full nelson
Robert Wilson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Tarzan used a full nelson to break the neck of a lion in ERB’s first novel about the ape man.
Bubba_Boo Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m sure they’ll be chatting in no time.
anomaly over 1 year ago
At least buy him dinner first.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Hey, Tarz, what’s thew?”
“Nothin’ much, what’s thew with you?”
Ray*C over 1 year ago
I thought a full nelson was two arms instead of just one. But it’s looking like it needs two arms and two legs. Two arms, anyway. Well…if I’m wrong, there goes all the time I’ve wasted watching what I thought was a full nelson. I could’ve been learning long division and other important stuff as a kid. The most important things is that when the good guy is down, the referee will reset his three-count for the nelson no matter how many times it takes before the good guy can get loose. Much as my brother and I were disgusted with these “acts”, we always managed to stay up until ten even when tomorrow was a school day.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago
Them apes never, ever learn…
profkatz over 1 year ago
I wish this huge hairy smelly great ape would make up his mind about which tarmangani to mate with….Tarzan (a fine specimen of a man), or D’Arnot ( a mustached perfumed frenchman with questionable sexual orientation)! Oui Oui Bon Ami and of course OOooooLaLa!!
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Meh. Everyone knows this pro wrestling stuff is all scripted…