Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 16, 2023

“Death bomber.”

Eh, what be this a flying snake creature attacking masked bathrobe-man?

Breakfast coming up! What will hit it first? Spear, arrow or bullet?

Those .303 thundersticks might come in handy right about now.

And nobody else is Africa has ever run into these things?

We had some of those winged aarats too, but poison and glue traps got rid of them.

Is that pronounced air-rat? Doesn’t look much like a pigeon to me.

I’m no archer, but the way Tarzan is holding that arrow doesn’t look right.

You might not be doomed if you weren’t throwing away your spear, but what the hey…

“I am doomed!”?? Really? I don’t know about you, friend, but were I about to be eaten by a giant winged Aarat, my final statement might be more succinct, and/or less erudite. You know, something like, “Oh, $#!+!!!,” or just, “GAAAAGH!”

WAY too much snake in these critters for my taste.

You shouldn’t wear masks that impair your vision when you’re in dangerous areas.

A Bat-Snake, not a Rat is about to get skewered by Tarzan! How will it be served…fried, broiled, BBQ’d? Pluck away Tarzan!