Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 21, 2023

“Allied” apes.

“Unhappy isn’t dramatic enough to describe the pain I feel inside…I think I take the next tree to hang me there – but not in an apelike way…”

Unhappiness is a warm bib. But you should ask the other monkey who has to wear the wedding dress….

Smalltalk with fellow apes.

“Yeah! He’s trying to make a monkey out of me!”…..

<< You are very unhappy, I see, You don’t belong here.>>

<<Hey, Man, it’s a living – even if the boss is, like, total jerk.>>

No, I could have been a contender, I could have been somebody, instead of a dancing monkey, which let’s face it, is what I am.

<< Well it certainly better than getting killed by Tarzan’s bloodthirsty knife in the jungle. Hey waitsaminute. Me has seen you somewhere… >>

The beret and jodhpurs suggest an auteur. Is Tarzan going to get in trouble for interfering with the work of a national artistic treasure?

Hoo boy! I’m actually looking forward to Tarzan’s bloody nose adventure, tomorrow… ☺

Is Tarzan about to be arrested for chimp-napping, or will PETA step in and let them loose?

I don’t know. Looks to me like they are having more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Who is this “Jane” person? Last time we saw her, years and years ago, she was going shopping in Nairobi.

He’s organizing a union, what else? An union?

Tarzan and Jane came together… from reading a letter? Weirdest bedroom activity ever.

Being a Do-Gooder just gets you into trouble, Tarzan. Especially if you’re the urban-chic, well-dressed Lord of the Apes and about to start a new Parisian adventure!

And Jane has conveniently wandered away….