Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 25, 2023

“Trail” of terror.

We had to hold up the action while Tarzan points. Pointing is very important in this place. Nobody knows where they’re going.

Them Hissy-Herian clowns must has runs outta wild animals so now they has to does this attacking thing by themselfs eh.

Trustworthy, thy name is not Tira.

(Or is it Tira, thy name is not Trustworthy??)

Tarzan, about to put the trash out.

First he tells Chiram to go help Paul. Then he tells Paul “they” will hold the stairway. Who is “they” if Chiram is helping Paul with the girls? Everyone else in their party has been killed.

Tarzan prepares for battle. Release your hounds Tira and watch as they are flayed alive .

Where’s poor Bobby Walker, still hypnotized by Archie & Edith Bunker re-runs? Wise-up Tarzan, show those He-She clowns the magic diamond and they’ll all turn to stone! All except semi-naked Tira who is way too “hot” and lustful to become entranced…..altho’ diamonds are a girls best friend!

Of course, giving up the diamond takes away the main reason they’re after you. But holding onto it means you can trust them to try to kill you.

Talk about Trust Issues….