Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 17, 2023

He needs to grab her in order to “shield” himself from the minions.

Eh me was sleeps. Me is not knows. If you no beliefs me then ask your Tantor.

I see that they are trying to address the elephant in the room….er, corral……

“Well, your current outfit is Maidenform and is probably off the discount rack from Macy’s end of season sale rack in the Basement.”

“Well, first there was this elephant in the room, and then he was outside of the room.”

I know nothing, I see nothing, I hear nothing…

>sigh< And the beat goes on…

Tarzan’s response was difficult to understand, with all that butter not melting in his mouth.

Silence wench ! A man is speaking .

Got to love the way that bone is tied to his head with his hair. And got to love a queen that dresses like that 24/7.

I gotta admit, it’s really hard to take a guy with bones on his head seriously.

Merala should be blaming bone-headed Rutang for this mess and she should be more than well-satisfied after her romp with Black Malak!

You have the right to remain silent

“Who, me? I was just innocently sharpening my knife and digging a pit…”

Merala has ways of getting men to talk. And beg. Especially, beg.

“Upon advice of counsel, I refuse to answer on the grounds it would most certainly incriminate me.”

Rutang puts Tarzan on report; Merala shows off what she has; Tarzan smirks knowingly. [Only one Tom Swifty allowed per Comment.]