“The ceremony will likely be long,” Tarzan ventured…
How would he know? Has he seen one before? Why does he assume a couple hours of ritual instead of just being pushed in the croc pit with a cry of “Bon Appétit!” (Perhaps the cavemen speak French in addition to English.)
Tarzan is familiar with these “ceremonies”. Lots of drumming, dancing girls, heaps of food and free flowing booze before the grand finale—or wait, maybe that’s Frat parties…
SHAKEDOWNCITY 5 months ago
“Destructive” tendencies.
Out of the Past 5 months ago
Kroog waddled forward, still believing in the words his father told him at a young age: “Kroog you are an odd duck.”
LawrenceS 5 months ago
“The ceremony will likely be long,” Tarzan ventured…
How would he know? Has he seen one before? Why does he assume a couple hours of ritual instead of just being pushed in the croc pit with a cry of “Bon Appétit!” (Perhaps the cavemen speak French in addition to English.)
Old Comic Strip Lover 5 months ago
Somehow I think “waddled forward” and “surprising speed” is an oxymoron.
Gent 5 months ago
Well of course ceremony be not only looong but also conveniently looong!
chris_o42 5 months ago
Tarzan is familiar with these “ceremonies”. Lots of drumming, dancing girls, heaps of food and free flowing booze before the grand finale—or wait, maybe that’s Frat parties…
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 5 months ago
Walter Paige’s doom is not yet sealed .
profkatz 5 months ago
Kroog “waddled” like a duck? That’s no way for a real caveman Neanderthal to move!
jtt 5 months ago
Waddled? Behold Kroog, the Rodney Dangerfield of cave dwellers.
tarnsman 5 months ago
Tarzan makes a guest appearance on “Yaffle” today.
David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago
Tarzan yanks his arm away, and as Kroog bounces off the rocks and falls, yells “Bazinga!”