Ted Rall for November 21, 1996

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Man: What an unrealistic movie! Woman: No doubt... If I was teh killer, I would've waited until the guy wa asleep before I murdered him...and I would never have slit his throat - way too messy. One shot throught the pillow is more efective and a lot quieter! I would hew off his head after he was dead. Then I'd dice it and the rest of the body with a rotary saw in teh bathtub and flush the whole mess down the toilet! Man: It'd never work. The saw would slip on all the blood.