Ted Rall for February 07, 1998
Transcript:
Bob: Shocking new tapes allege presidential bestiality! Anne: 78% of Americans are shocked and dismayed. Bob: The media has played the tapes more than 20,000 times. Anne: 83% of Americans are sick and tired of the hype. Bob: The legitimacy of the tapes is dubious. Anne? Anne: Well, Bob, 88% of Americans support the president. Bob: This job rules! Anne: 92% of Americans prefer french fries to independent thought.