Ted Rall for April 11, 1998

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Only 25% of Americans who need an organ transplant get one. Why die waiting for human organ when there's the low-budget. Discount animal organ outlet. A human liver costs up to $250,000, but this beaver heart can be yours for just $6.55! (caution only runs for 4 days) Why wait for some drunk teen or die in a Trans Am? You'll have the coolest eyes in town when you score this elephant stag beetle! Ever wanted fly? This black winged damselfly does it everyday... get these wings while they last! Grafting not included: only size in stuck! This man lost his head in a horrible accounting accident. Now he's whole again, thanks to this amazing southern desert-horned lizard head! Discount animal gan outlet: lifesaving care for the rest of us (life may not be saved)