Ted Rall for July 28, 1999

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Man: I'm thinking of refinancing. My CPA says I can qualify for 7.8% or 8.0%! Woman: Good idea! I'm gonna get a home-equity loan to pay off my student loans faster. Man: Be careful- some of those outfits really mess you up on the tax deduction. Woman: I will- a lot is riding on whether or not I can sell my- Woman 2: When I was a kid, I promised myself that I'd die before I talked about these adult inanities. Now that I betrayed that pledge, I'm going to kill myself, either by driving in front of train or swallowing bleach. Man: She has an awesome 2 bedroom, rent-controlled apartment, you know. Woman: I'll have someone forge her will.