Ted Rall for October 18, 1999
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Beyond Compasionate Conservatism Bleeding-heart Conservatism: I can't believe people still sleep outside- what you need is for me to pay less taxes so I can buy things and stimulate the economy, which would let me give you money if I didn't despise begging. Droll Conservatism: Think of it: I made enough last week to house you for 50 years- but I squandered it all on bad art! Anarchic Conservatism: I'm leaving my husband, giving his money to my homeless lover and moving to Krygyzstan. Merciful Conservatism: I can't stand seeing people suffer