Ted Rall for November 24, 1999

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Bill Bradley's everyone's man! Bill Bradley Fiery Moderate: Soothing straight down the middle is always the best bet- I feel the same way about the health care crisis! Bill Bradley Champion of the right: The team doesn't rely on benchwarmers- that's why the stars get paid millions! Speaking of which, I voted for reagonimics. (Man: This guy is great- we'll have martial law back in no time!) Bill Bradley Advocate for the Poor: When I was cold-chilling with my homeys, shooting hoops, I heard their stories of repair. (Man: He's one of us!) Bill Bradley Chum of the Intelligentsia: BAsketball I don't follow that proletarian B.S. (Woman: Let's invite him to the gallery show.)