Ted Rall for February 03, 2000
February 02, 2000
February 05, 2000
Transcript:
The Evolution of Culture: Books (Man: If I devote all my attention to reading, I absorb huge amounts of information.) Radio (Man: Half is crap and half is worthwhile, but I can listen while doing other things.) Television (Man: TV requires me to sit still and absorb insipid crap, but I can think for myself during commercials.) Cable Television (Man: With so many channels to choose from, I surf during commercials. Sometimes I turn it off.) Internet (Man: Not only must I devote all my mental energies on finding crap, I must also produce crap for others.) Virtual Reality (Man: I smell wet cats mixed with lilacs.)
