Ted Rall for April 08, 2000
April 06, 2000
April 10, 2000
Transcript:
3. Which of the following categories of undesirable American best describes you (Check all that apply)? Illegal Immigrant, Welfare Recipient, Roman Catholic, Black or Hispanic 17. Please provide an exact itinerary detailing where you can be found at any given time on any given day in case a census employee needs to reach you/ (Don't forget to attach a clear color photo!) 21. Use a measuring tape to determine the dimensions of the smallest size of box into wich your body could fit for shipment: ___" x ___" x ___" PLEASE-NO METRICS!!! Man: Forget it- I'm not helping the government's evil schemes! Please turn to the side. I need a profile shot.
