Ted Rall for April 22, 2000

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George W. Bush for president Official press release for week of May 22 Gov. Bush's schedule Monday The compassionate conservative/ new republican Sound niblet: "all we are saying is give me a chance." Tuesday The arrogant right-wing attack dog Sound morsel: "I have here a list of 124 known liberals." Wednesday The special interest suck-up Sound crumb: "I regret that I have but one soul to give to Exxon." Thursday The fiscal reformer (w/ attitude) Sound vittle: "It all depends how you define the word McCain." Friday The militant moderate (w/o attitude) Sound thingie: "Moderation in defense of moderation is nice." Saturday T/B/A Sound bite: "Give me something to say or you're fired." Please sign up for the day of your choice - bookings go fast!