Ted Rall for May 04, 2000
Transcript:
This week in politics. Campaigning in his Washington living room, Al Gore announced a new plan to revive his run for the presidency. (Man 1: I can't believe there are 6 months between the primaries and labor day... this sucks!) Commenting on the election from any Austin golf course, George Q. Bush called the Gore plan "reckless" (Man 1: Don't worry- I'll sign those death warrants in the clubhouse) Meanwhile, Jessee Ventura and John McCain mulled their next moves. Next up: An expert team of journalists reviews the week's events. (Man 2: I just got laid off from "votewatch.") (Woman: I hear they're hiring at "golf stud weekly.")