Ted Rall for December 16, 2000

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Man: 100% of the votes are in, and we're finally able to declare a winner. It's a landslide- one candidate got all 100,000,000 votes! Woman: That's incredible. Man: Of course, the margin of error is plus or minus 50,000,000. Woman: As it always is. Hell, you may not even exist!