Ted Rall for December 14, 2000

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Campaign Highlights-2004 The Primaries: If you send me to the general election, my connections to the Supreme court guarantee we'll win! The Conventions: If I'm elected, every member of the supreme court who votes for me pays no taxes! The Debates: (Man 1: I was both Sandra Day's and Ruthie Ginsburg's first boyfriend.) (Man 2: I know guys who dated the two girl justices- and you, sir, are no guy who dated the two girl justices!) Election Night: (George Bush: Oh, Antonin... did I mention that you have really pretty eyes?) (Man: Last night and this morning. I'll talk to souter for you.)