Ted Rall for January 08, 2001
January 06, 2001
January 11, 2001
Transcript:
Little did the couple know that they'd end up betrothed in the wedding of the year! (Man: Wanna, like, get married?) (Woman: Sure, I guess.) They were an ordinary man and woman from Tuscon, but Ed and Rosie understood their responsibilities. (Woman: Apparently ours is going to be the "wedding of the year.") (Man: Damn that Kevin Costner! He keeps canceling!) Naturally, they sold photos of the nuptials to the tabloids. The guest list was so star-studded taht it was necessary to hire burly security guards. (Man 2: But I'm her stepson from her 5th marriage!) (Man 3: You're not on the list... loser) Even those who didn't get invited made the news! (Man 4: Dude... I heard you got dissed.) (Man 2: I'm cool- I'll just keep my Menudo CD for myself.) In the end, naturally it all came down to the dress. (Woman: But I want to wear the same dress as Rosie!) (Man 5: Um... Rosie wore old jeans.)
