Ted Rall for July 28, 2001
Transcript:
Television: After ignoring this story for ages, we'll be covering it live, around the clock. Stay right here and you won't miss a thing! A full-fledged media frenzy has erupted! We have team coverage, experts, and exclusive interviews... yee-haaaa! Has the media frenzy gone too far? We'll look at that question with full coverage of the coverage and analysis thereof. Finally: The speculation is over! Unfortunately, the facts are too boring to release without hurting our ratings.