Ted Rall for November 19, 2001
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Weird war "none of your beeswax". Maybe we'e doing something somewhere. Maybe we're not. This war's for you, but it's none of your business. Suddenly: a knock at the door. I'm with some government agency. I'm here to take you somewhere. Come with me. Okey-dokey! Later, probably. Your country needs you! Are you with us? You can count on me! USA! USA! So. What would you like me to do? Well. As you know, this is a different kind of war. We can't tell everyone everything that's going on. That makes sense. We can't have the enemy gathering information. Loose lids and all that. How about if I just sit here? Would that help? Wrong guess! Try again.