Ted Rall for February 14, 2002
February 11, 2002
February 16, 2002
Transcript:
Afterlife, 9-11 sector. Man 1: If I'd known how crowded this joint was gonna be, I wouldn't've died. Man 2: Don't complain the drinks are free and you never need to use the toilet. Man 1: That bush is really something. 3,000 people died in New York City and Washington. Those are towns full of liberal democrats. Most of us victims were lefties! Not only does he desecrate our memories by killing innocent Afghans, he uses us to ram through the typical republican crap we were all against. Tax cuts for the rich, running up the deficit, waving the flag while sucking up to christian fundamentalists- how dare he use the deaths of democrats to justify that stuff? Man 2: Don't worry. We'll have eternity to yell at him. Man 1: No, we won't. Man 2: Oh, right. He'll be in a different sector.
