Ted Rall for November 09, 2002
Transcript:
De Dum Dems Man: Once again, we've gotten our butts kicked. Once again, the reason is obvious; we've failed to establish that we're any different than the republicans. Well, that's all in the past! From now on we're gonna differentiate ourselves! Nuking Iraq, invading North Korea, banning abortion. Mandatory school prayer. These are the new positions that will set us apart! We're gonna turn so hard to the right that voters will never confuse us with Republicans again! Woman: So who speaks for the poor and middle-class? Man: Republicans! Those commies make me sick already!