Ted Rall for May 17, 2003
May 15, 2003
May 19, 2003
Transcript:
Dead precedents. George W. Bush has acted as president for years. But Republicans are still attacking: (Man 1: Bill Clinton! He diddled Monica... dodged whitewater... has this former president no shame?!) Since Clinton is fair game, so are other democratic ex-presidents. (Television: Jimmy Carter's beer-swilling, tarmac-peeing brother launched the beer epidemic that destroyed America!) (Man 2: Frickin' A!) And if that flies, deceased democrats will be next. (Man 3: There wouldn't have been a Florida election crisis if Andrew Jackson hadn't used seminole suppression as a pretext to invade Pensacola in 18181!) The real fun, however, begins when Democrats strike back. (Man 4: Once again, Mr. Reagan- why'd you give money and weapons to Osama Bin Laden?)
