Ted Rall for September 22, 2003

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Bushman appeals to the league of justice. Bush: I can save the world... but I need new powers to do it! Superman: Hold on, Bushman. We gave you all sorts of powers two years ago. But you still haven't caught terrorman or his sidekick mullahboy! Bush: Yeah, but these villains are wily. X-ray vision and the ability to morph into house pets doesn't cut it- I need to kill them telekinetically! Vampire: But we've never trusted anyone with- Bush: If you don't give me thought- killing, you're in league with terrorman! The vote is close but favorable. Superman: Ok, Bushman, but remember: with great power comes great responsiaaaaieeeeee! Batman: You killed Superman but not terrorman? Bush: Same diff! Come on, wonder woman- cheneyman lent me his lair for the weekend.