Ted Rall for December 04, 2003
December 01, 2003
December 06, 2003
Transcript:
Operation Flypaper George Bush: I'm a mad genius! All the terrorists are in Iraq. As far form the U.S. as possible! Man: That would be in the southern hemisphere, sire. George Bush: Hemis-what? Man: The most distant place from the U.S. is the Kerguelen islands, southeast of Madagascar. If you're serious about keeping the Islamists tied up away from us, pull out of Iraq and invade the Kerguelens. George Bush: What's their form of Government. Man: They're a french possession. George Bush: On to port-au-francais!!
