Ted Rall for October 21, 2004
Transcript:
Bush's secret October surprise arsenal. To salvage Iraq (Bush: "New Iraq" a homeland for Iraqi-Americans in what used to be Arizona, is a peaceful democracy.) To cut oil prices. (Bush: First we give free gas to rich people, who use that gas to drive to meetings where they think of business schemes that create jobs that pay enough to buy gas.) To beat Al Qaeda (Television: Look! We caught Osama!) (Man: That's not Osama) To boost the economy (Bush: I'm hiring you! Drafting you, one might say.)