Ted Rall for November 18, 2004

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Democratic constituencies of the future. To do by 2008: Reach out to... the "religious left" (Man 1: Liberals are pro-life now? Count me in.) The homo-hating left (Man 2: Can I support a progressive income tax? Only if gays can't marry.) The gun-toting left (Man 3: Republicans can take away separation of church and state-over my cold, dead corpse!) The warmongering left (Man 4: The more nations we invade, the more prison systems we can transform from punitive to corrective!) (Man 5: Ok. So that's unrealistic.) (Woman: We'll win the same way the Republicans won by reaching out to the Republican base!)