Ted Rall for November 22, 2004
November 20, 2004
November 25, 2004
Transcript:
It's the career move for a grim new era! Use your status to become a self-hating minority! (Condi Rice- our next secretary of state: There are lots of jobs for right-thinking people of whatever! The G.O.P. is now accepting applications for these positions) (B) Lackey Conservative: It's people who look like me who are lazy, criminals, and lazy criminals. they/I suck!! Anti-Feminist floozy: Bad hair dye, '80s miniskirts, skanky mascara- there are many ways to make yourself so ugly you'll never have an unwanted pregnancy! Hispanic Henchman: When Castro tortures people in Cuba, it's criminal. When we torture people in Cuba, it's good fun! Former self-hating minority warning: you may, after lending your reputation to scum, selling out the interests of your brothers and sisters getting treated like dirt, feel somewhat stupid.
