Ted Rall for March 20, 2006
Transcript:
Man: The public hates them. Now a look at what Republicans can do to win the election anyway. Impeachment isn't good enough! The Democrats ought to have Bush clapped in irons as a serial killer! Second man: Whichever candidate first appears nude at a press conference will win. Boy: Can stupid TV news shows save themselves? Man: I feel some advice coming on... Woman: No. Whenever incumbent politicians screw up, the media offers its advice on how they can save themselves. What if, just for fun, they gave the opposition their advice on how to exploit the situation instead? Or, even better, why not tell both sides to do something ridiculous - just to see if they will? Oh, never mind.