Ted Rall for May 15, 2006
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Transcript:
Alert: Al Kidda determined to strike in U.S. A new terrorist group is taking advantage of a gaping chasm in airline security. (Man: Children under 2 don't have I.D.- they don't even pay for a ticket! "Lap babies" walk right through!) Shockingly, Al Kidda training camps- some built by gullible "parents" dot the globe. Experts fear that junior jihadis without awareness of mortality could be seduced into carrying out deadly attacks. (Man 2: We took this suicide diaper off a 17-month-old girl who'd been promised 72 cheerios.) Worst of all: we're totally unprepared! (George Bush: Don't we send them to internment camps?) (Woman: That's only at age 6. We call it "first grade."
