Ted Rall for June 15, 2006

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Woman: He's in kitty heaven now. Cat: Sweet! This is B.S! Where are the legless mice? Whale: Back off, mate - this is Orca heaven. Where are my sleepy seals? Terrorist: They said 72 virgins, not 72 species. What a rip. Man: We had to cut a few corners due to budget cuts. We figured merging the various specialty afterlives would increase efficiency. Woman: Hell-o: cat heaven looks very different from rat heaven. Split 'em up! Dragonfly: What a dump! Happy mosquitoes everywhere!! Rhino: It's those dumb P.C. types... they're against "segregation." At the moment of his death, Indy the cat had high expectations. But when he arrived... an investigation yields to the cause of the problem. A political hubbub among mortals leads to promises of reform. But when a disaster sends more life-forms to the great beyond...