Ted Rall for August 05, 2006

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Kofi Annan: Using civilian areas as staging grounds prompts retaliatory attacks against innocents. Military leader: It's hardly as if there are "military only" zones that are legit targets...the earth is a civilian area! Entrepreneur: Launch your explosive projectiles from space! It's legal and our hosting fees are cheap!! Military leader 2: Their satellite-mounted intergalactic ballistic missile took out a bomb shelter for the children of the crew of one of our lunar mobile launchers. General: Bastards! U.N. Resolution 1984 requires both guerrilla and state armies to stop launching missles from civilian areas. Military leaders point out that this will make their job very difficult. Happily, entrepreneurs offer a solution. Soon however...