Ted Rall for August 28, 2006
August 26, 2006
August 31, 2006
Transcript:
Sept. 11, 2053: President Jenna Bush announces the start of military tribuals for the third generation detainees being held at Guantanamo concentration camp. (Jenna Bush: What's left of Ameria demands swift justice!!) The defendants are children and grandchildren of the men and boys, all of whom have since died of natural causes. Who were captured during the early years of the war on terror. Experts say that years of exposure to radical islamism in GITMO have hardened the hearts of the "terror tots" against America and therefore should not be released. (Man: These are the resentful demon seeds of the worst of the worst! They're itching to return to their ancestors' battlefield!) Then there are those who ask: how did the 2001 era detainees reproduce in the first place? They were all men! (Jenna Bush: Spontaneous generation and gay marriage. They're terrorists!)
