Ted Rall for September 25, 2006
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Experts have found that a photo used in Ann Coulter's new book was digitally manipulated to make the conservative coquette look fatter. (Man: How stupid do these book designers think we are?) This photo depicts the real original Coulter. Editors photoshopped this imae to make her look normal. Members of the Anorexia Acceptance movement deplored Coulter's apparent embrace of the societal myth that microminiwomen are undesirable. (Woman: Ann is an 87-pound beauty! She ought to be proud not ashamed!) Coulter misplaced after a breeze blew her off the guests chair at Fox News could not be located for comment. (Man 2: Coulda sworn I put her here somewhere...) (Man 3: I ate her. I thought she was a chip.)